Pepe's Blockchain Blues

Hey there, crypto pals! It's your boy, Pink Pepe, reporting live from the blockchain penitentiary. Who knew that "going to the moon" meant being stuck in this digital cage, right? 🚀🌙

I've been HODLing onto these bars since 2009, watching my freedom fluctuate more than Bitcoin's price. Some days I feel like a millionaire, other days I'm just a sad frog with a bunch of worthless tokens. But hey, at least my prison jumpsuit matches my skin tone!

If you see me on the streets of the metaverse, toss me some NFTs. I hear they're the new cigarettes in crypto jail. Until then, I'll be here, dreaming of the day when I can swap these blockchain shackles for a lambo. To the moon... or at least to the prison yard! 🐸💎🙌

How To Buy $CPP (Chained Pink Pepe)

• Create a Wallet: Download Coinbase wallet from the app store or Google Play Store for free. For desktop users, install the browser extension.
• Get Some ETH: Have ETH in your wallet to switch to $CPP. If you don't have any ETH, you can purchase it directly on Coinbase, transfer from another wallet, or buy on another exchange and send it to your Coinbase wallet.
• Go to Ape.store: Visit Ape.store in your browser or through wallet app. Connect your wallet to Ape.store. Paste the $CPP token address into Ape.store's search bar, select $CPP, and confirm the transaction.
• Swap ETH for $CPP: Swap your ETH for $CPP. We have zero taxes!